• cooking

    Boeuf Bourguignon

    This is a classic French dish which I have been making for a long time. I used to do it in the pressure cooker but I find that slow cooking in the oven works best.
    – It is best to marinate some chunks of stewing beef in red wine overnight in the fridge but this is not essential.
    – Fry some onions and stewing beef. If you have marinated the beef, pat it dry with some kitchen roll first (keep the marinade).
    – Add some nutmeg, cinnamon, and chopped garlic. Add some flour and briefly stir so as to coat the meat.
    – Add some red wine and some stock to almost cover the meat. If you have marinated the beef, use the marinade.
    – Add some sliced carrots, two or three squares of dark chocolate, salt and pepper. Bring to the boil.
    – Place in an oven proof casserole dish and cook in a medium oven (160°) for about two hours (or more) until the meat is very tender.
    – About 10 minutes before the end of cooking I add some sliced cherry tomatoes as decoration, you can also add sliced mushrooms.

    In the photo I serve the beef with garlic/mustard mashed potato and beans. Traditionally it is served with steamed new potatoes.

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    Swedish Gravalax eclairs

    Eclair cases made from choux pastry also work very well for savory dishes. You can buy them in most supermarkets and specialty pastry shops.
    – Slice some eclair case lengthwise.
    – Blend together a large bunch of chopped dill, mustard, lemon juice, sugar, olive oil and a little mayonnaise. You can also buy ready made “gravalax” sauce.
    – Gently mix the dill sauce with some fromage blanc, this filling should be quick thick, not too runny. Spread this mixture inside the eclair cases and close.
    – Cover with a slice of smoked salmon.
    – Allow to stand for an hour or two before serving to allow the moisture to soften the eclair cases.
    – Decorate with grilled sesame seeds and fish roe. Serve with rocket salad and a lemony vinaigrette.

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    Easy Sunday Lunch starter

    – Grate some carrots and celeriac.
    – Mix the grated vegetables with lemon juice, mustard, some raisins, a few chopped walnuts and olive oil. Season well.
    – Mix some plain yoghurt with some soft cheese, I used fresh goats cheese but cottage cheese or similar will also work.
    – Mix in a lot of finely chopped dill.
    – Roll yoghurt mixture in a slice of smoked salmon. Secure with a cocktail stick if necessary.
    – Serve with little mounds of the carrot and celeriac salad

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    Pot Roast Chicken


    This started out as Garlic Chicken (click here for recipe) but then I realized I didn’t have enough garlic

    – Thinly slice some potatoes.
    – Place two or three chopped onions in a pot with some olive oil. Place the sliced potatoes on top and towards the edges so that there is enough room for the chicken. Add some chopped garlic (if you have got any).
    – Lay the chicken onto its potato and onion bed and place the open pot in a hot oven for 10 minutes to brown the top of the chicken.
    – Stuff fresh tarragon all around the chicken. Add a little white wine stock. Season well.
    – Cover tightly and put back into a moderate oven for an hour or until cooked.

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    Meat Pie

    This pie was delicious and very easy.

    – Fry some onions in olive oil.
    – Add some bite sized chunks of meat and brown. I used beef cheek but any stewing steak will do.
    – Add some chopped mushrooms and some flour and mix in well.
    – Add a bottle of beer to almost cover.
    – Cover tightly and cook on a low heat until the meat is tender. It can also be cooked in the oven on a fairly low heat if you prefer.
    – Place in a pie dish. Put some slices of cheese (cheddar) on top of the meat stew and cover with puff pastry (home made is better, recipe may appear here soon).
    – Brush with egg and cook in the oven until golden brown.
    I served this with garlicky mashed potatoes.

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    Indian grilled chicken

    This was totally improvised.

    – Take the skin off some chicken legs and thighs.
    – Toss the chicken pieces in a mixture of curry powder and flour.
    – Brush with an egg.
    – Toss in a mixture of breadcrumbs and polenta.
    – Cook in the oven until golden brown.
    Meanwhile, make a spinach curry:
    – Fry some chopped onions in ghee.
    – Make a paste with freshly ground spices added to fresh ginger, garlic and chili.
    – Add to the onions, stir well and add a large bunch of fresh spinach leaves, stir over a low heat until the leaves begin to wilt.
    – Stir in a little fresh cream or yoghurt and cover to cook through.
    I served the chicken on a bed of spinach curry and topped with some yoghurt mixed with a little curry paste. A sprinkling of chopped nuts to garnish.

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    Christmas Left-Overs

    The left-over Turkey Gratin (left) recipe can be found here. This year I topped it with almonds which grilled nicely in the oven – pretty.

    The Christmas Pudding Roll was spectacular. Just roll up Christmas Pudding and a grated apple in a few leaves of filo pastry. Grease the individual filo leaves before with melted brandy butter (or bum rutter as we call it). Bake in a hot oven until golden.
    Above you can see a slice served with pineapple slices and vanilla ice-cream.

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    Aumônières au pommes


    A spectacular recipe with filo pastry.

    – Stew some chopped apples with a little cinnamon, raisons, lemon juice and sugar. Don’t overcook, the apples should be soft but not mushy.
    – Warm up the oven (hot).
    – Place two spoonfuls of the cooled apple mixture onto a sheet of filo pastry and fold up into a little bag. Secure the top with a cocktail stick.
    – Brush the “aumônières” with melted butter and cook in a hot oven until lightly brown.
    – Serve with vanilla ice cream (or rum and raisin) and homemade shortbread.

  • humour

    Rindercella and her sugly isters

    Some polemic about the origins of this one.
    Some say it was originally shown on BBC TV, back in the seventies – apparently, Ronnie Barker could say all this without a snigger. If this is true, it is hard to believe that the BBC received not one complaint and several Ronnie Barker fans have e-mailed me saying he never would have performed this.
    The true origins are documented at matthewgoldman.com where you can find several versions including transcripts and MP3s. It seems that the original version comes from a Colonel Stoopnagel, his version can be found here: fun-with-words.com

    Try getting through it without converting the spoonerisms as you read;

    This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters.
    Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion.
    Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot.
    At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered.
    The sugly isters were right bugly astards. One was called Mary Hinge, and the other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forribl huckers; they had fetty sweet and fetty swannies.

    The sugly isters had tickets to go to the ball, but the cotton runts would not let Rindercella go.

    Suddenly there was a bucking fang, and her gairy fodmother appeared.
    Her name was Shairy Hithole and she was a light rucking fesbian.
    She turned a pumpkin and six mite wice into a hucking cuge farriage with six dandy ronkeys who had buge hollocks and dig bicks

    The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimnligh otherwise, there would be a cucking falamity.
    At the ball, Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when suddenly the clock struck twelve.

    "Mist all chucking frighty!!!" said Rindercella, and she ran out tripping barse over ollocks, so dropping her slass glipper.

    The very next day the prandsome hince knocked on Rindercella’s door and the sugly isters let him in.

    Suddenly, Betty Swallocks lifted her leg and let off a fig bart.
    "Who’s fust jarted??" asked the prandsome hince.

    "Blame that fugly ucker over there!!" said Mary Hinge.

    When the stinking brown cloud had lifted, he tried the slass glipper on both the sugly isters without success and their feet stucking funk.
    Betty Swallocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a knack in the kickers.

    This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge halls and a hig bard on.

    He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking ferfectly.
    Rindercella and the prandsome hince were married. The pransome hince lived his life in lucking fuxury, and Rindercella lived hers with a follen swanny.

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    Larry Hagman

    Very sad news today about Larry Hagman.
    He came to our house a few years ago to be presenter on stage at a nearby music Festival.
    In keeping with a recent “Biblical humor” post here, Larry was stoned most of the time he was here. He didn’t smoke the stuff, he made cookies and vacuum packed them. When customs officers at the airport would ask what they were, he would say, “those are my cookies, my grandmothers recipe, that’s all I ever eat for breakfast. Don’t you recognize me? I’m JR, do you want an autograph?”.
    To cut a long story short, Larry fell over a cable walking onto stage the first night of the festival. He was sufficiently stoned not to be bothered by what was obviously a broken wrist and he continued presenting the show into the early hours. When we finally got him to hospital and they put a plaster on his wrist (see photo left), he said, “this is great, I can’t sign any more autographs this week!.”
    In the end we bought him an ink pad and he would give a thumbprint instead of an autograph.
    His wife Maj (also in photo) was very funny too during their visit here. She would say, “I only let Larry out on his pushbike now, but I’ve got the Ferrari.”
    Larry would reply “but you never take the Ferrari out, it hasn’t been used for so long, the last time we looked at it there was a colony of mice living in the car!”

  • humour

    Biblical humour

    We’ve been eating Beef Salad again and delicious home made pizza with anchovies.

    On a completely different subject, I was sent this gem today:

    It all makes sense now. Gay marriage and marijuana being legalized on the same day.

    Leviticus 20:13 – “if a man lays with another man he should be stoned.” We’ve just been interpreting it wrong all these years.

  • cooking

    Swordfish


    I came across this at our fishmonger this morning. We live 2 hours from the Atlantic Ocean and 3 hours from the Mediterranean, so the Friday fishmonger is eagerly awaited because we don’t get really fresh fish every day.

    We have often eaten swordfish in the West Indies and, in fact, you can read the chapter of my online e-book about this by clicking here.

    I cook this fish in the simplest of ways, but be careful not to overcook because it can become very dry:
    – season the fish with garlic, salt, pepper (or chili flakes) and a drizzle of olive oil

    – heat your “plancha” (cast iron griddle) ribbed side upwards.
    – grill the fish for about 4 minutes per side, rotate them halfway through if you want to make a pretty griddle pattern as indicated in the photo.
    – sprinkle with chopped dill and lime juice to serve.
    – Serve with chopped courgettes fried with garlic and some curry powder (freshly ground from spices, of course).

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    Cooking trip to Paris


    Our catering business is doing rather well. This weekend we did another curry tiffin event, this time in Paris.

    The chicken curry turned out particularly well:
    – make a spice mixture in a small blender. I used freshly ground cardamom, cloves and cinnamon blended together into a paste with fresh lemon grass, a hot chili pepper, a bunch of coriander, lime juice, honey, garlic and ginger.

    – fry some onions until translucent, add chopped chicken breast and sliced courgette, cook for 5 minutes.
    – add spice paste and continue to stir fry for 1 minute, add coconut milk and simmer on a low heat for 5 minutes or more (until the chicken and vegetables are cooked through, and this depends on how small you have chopped them).
    – Serve with rice and garnish with coriander.

    In the photo you can see freshly made cucumber raita (strained cucumber, yoghurt, mint and ground cumin), mango chutney, lime pickle and Indian Naan bread (supplied by my dear friend Mark ‘N’ Spencer)

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    Chard from the garden

    Very successful crop of chard from the garden this year. This wonderful vegetable is sometimes known as “Swiss Chard” and goes under the latin name Beta Vulgaris from which its French name of “Bettes” is derived.

    You can eat the leaves and the stalks. I made the following tart with just the leaves:
    – fry some onions and the chopped chard leaves, lower the heat and cook for 10 minutes.
    – roll out a pastry base and line the pie tin. Prick pastry with a fork and heat oven to 200°.
    – whisk together two eggs, some milk, some cream and a little cornflour. Add salt, pepper and nutmeg.
    – Place the cooked chard on the pastry, add some pine kernels, a pinch of cumin seeds, and pour over egg mixture. Cover with grated cheese.
    – Cook in the oven for 30 minutes.

    The tastiest way to prepare the white stalks is to steam them for 20 minutes and then finish them off in a hot oven covered with a cheesy bechamel sauce.

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    Toad in the Hole with onion gravy


    There is that scene in the movie Ratatouille where the food critic zaps back in time to remember the taste of his grandmothers ratatouille when he was a boy. I felt a bit like that when I made this Toad in the Hole – we used to eat this dish regularly when I was young and I had not made it for years and years.
    – Make the batter with 285ml of milk, 115g of sieved flour, 3 eggs and a pinch of salt. Leave to stand for a while. You can also make it a few hours in advance and leave it in the fridge.
    – Heat the oven until very hot (250°) and lightly brown some sausages in a deep ovenproof dish with some dripping (I use a mix of duck fat and sunflower oil).
    – Make sure the fat is sizzling and pour the batter over the sausages.
    – Close the oven door quickly (and keep it shut) and cook for 20-25 minutes until the batter had risen and golden.
    – For the onion gravy, fry some chopped onions. Add some honey and vinegar and reduce. Add some stock and a little Madeira or Sherry.

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    Mrs Robinson’s Birthday Extravaganza

    A lot of people for dinner again:

    Mise en bouche – appetizer – Spicy pea soup with fresh goats cheese and toast

    Main course – Indian and Indonesian Curry Tiffin buffet

    Saag Gosht

    A medium hot lamb curry cooked with freshly ground spices, tomatoes, spinach and yoghurt with grilled almonds. North Indian speciality

     Kaeng Khieu Wan Kai (Thai Green Curry)
    Chicken and vegetables cooked in coconut milk and basil. Extremely spicy and guaranteed to transform any night into an unforgettable event (just don’t ask why!)

    Dahl
    Coral lentils cooked to a purée with fresh chillies. Typical daily dish eaten throughout the Indian sub-continent, medium spicy stodge designed to prepare the stomach for the gastronomic onslaught to come

    Vegetable Biryani
    Basmati rice and vegetables cooked with spices, eggs, herbs and nuts. A variation of the traditional dish prepared for weddings and feasts through Southern Asia. Essential for calming down the ardour evoked by the other dishes.

    Indonesian beef salad
    Grilled beef marinated in lime, fish sauce, spices and fresh herbs. Extremely spicy but nevertheless an excellent antidote for cooling down the passion evoked by the previous dish. Separate bedrooms should still be kept as an option and recommended emergency backup plan.

    Gado Gado
    Cucumber and cooked vegetables in a salad with peanut sauce. Misleadingly cool and refreshing as the delayed action peanut chillie dressing bites into your taste buds and explodes into an unforgettable orgasmic experience.

    Condiments (home-made) (well mostly) –

    – Lime Pickles
    – Green tomato Chutney
    – Fresh tomato, coriander and onion Chutney
    – Fresh Banana and coconut Chutney – Cucumber Raita – Fig Chutney

    Green salad

    Musical interlude

    Verrines with fruit compote and chocolate
    Birthday cake

    Musical interlude

    Cheese platter

    After……..

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    Chilli harvest and Thai curry

    It’s that time of year again. The chillies have been very successful this year.
    We did Espelette, of course, but also some very hot and tasty long peppers which I used to make a Thai Green Curry paste.
    – Just put the following ingredients into a food processor:
    » fresh chillies
    » garlic
    » a large bunch of coriander, stalks and all
    » a little kapi (Thai shrimp paste)
    » honey or sugar
    » a dash of sesame oil
    » vegetable oil
    » crushed lemon grass
    » light soy sauce
    » lime juice

    Fry this paste in the wok with your curry ingredients, add coconut milk.

  • humour

    Bee Gees

    Sad news today about Robin Gibb
    I always wondered about his teeth, especially in the early days.
    I thought their early hit “Massive Chew Sets” was a tribute to his dentist.